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2016春晚小品潘長江,蔡明《網購奇遇》的經典語錄

時間:2017-03-30 21:16:46   來源:文章閱讀網  作者:網絡整理  點擊數:103    

1,生命不息,擾民不止

2,你那個培訓班辦的,六年就一個學員還是你媳婦

3,你那霹靂舞跳的,遠一看還以為是誰發瘋了呢

4,鐵塔大哥親,放我一馬吧

5,你知道一個差評,對一個網店意味著什么嗎?那就好比,我跳進游泳池里,那是滅頂之災啊

6,就你,扎洗臉盆里也夠嗆

7,我明明定了一條黃裙子,為什么給我寄來一條紫裙子? 顏色不同可以換嘛!換?這么好看我為什么要換!好看你為什么給差評呢?我明明定了一條黃裙子....

8,你擦兩下燈,我就答應你,我是阿拉丁啊

9,你們個別開網店的,太不靠譜了,夏天,我買了件游泳衣綠色,下水就掉色了,我剛游了半圈,就聽見岸上有人嘀咕:瞧那大姐還游呢,累的膽汁都吐出來了。

10,我是買家王鐵搭,今日錯把差評改,分不清楚紫和黃,只因我是大色盲

我不是故意的,我是成心的。

11,我已經好看的不要不要的了。

12,你太樂觀了吧,還惦記差評呢,我這都,一只獨秀了。

13,我也不投訴你了,我報警

14,想打個新年好,等發出去,該吃月餅了

15,你有什么問題隨時問我,結果打成了,你有什么問題隨時吻我

16,你能貨到付款嗎?結果打成了,你能活到付款嗎

17,這反應有時差啊

18,以前街坊領居都不待見我,現在天南地北的朋友都給我打好評

19,為你這個人消差評。

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