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時間:2017-03-30 21:17:21   來源:文章閱讀網  作者:網絡整理  點擊數:90    

金星炮轟黃子韜沒才沒德   此前,有媒體爆料H姓小鮮肉耍大牌,他還被指像黃渤,事后經證實為男星黃子韜。近日,金星在節目中大談此H姓男星,稱其一沒才藝二沒德行,所以除了發型一無所有。更是炮轟對方道歉時哭的稀里嘩啦的,去了韓國就以為自己全宇宙最紅了。

關于為人處世

姐一直信奉一句格言:人不犯我,我不犯人;人若犯我,禮讓三分;人再犯我,斬草除根。

關于社會秩序

你自己怎么做人的,沒看見小孩都知道排隊,你大人不知道排隊。那個老娘們看我比她還橫,就不吱聲了。這個時候我繼續教育我的孩子,我說孩子,記住了,以后見到這種人,你就永遠讓他們先走,咱們的日子還長著呢。

關于“暴發戶”

有些人確實已經很有錢了,可還是拿著拉菲兌雪碧喝,那不是腔調,那是命苦。

關于中國導演

你有聽說過中國哪個導演拍了爛片出家的?只聽說過,拍完電影跟女主角成家的!

關于整容

我每次去到韓國,我都不敢往明洞那邊跑。明洞幾乎不說韓文了,你到明洞一購物一看,滿大街全是打著繃帶的。你知道的以為是整容旅行團,不知道的,以為是拍木乃伊偶像片。

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