1、我爹是捉妖師，捉妖的時(shí)候被妖殺死了；

2、連人帶妖一起交貨，賞金分你兩成；

3、你生了個(gè)蘿卜；

4、我們像全天下所有平凡的女子一樣，需要一手兼顧事業(yè)，一手兼顧愛情，但是老娘到現(xiàn)在還是單身；

5、他不是外人，他是我相公；

6、我要的是妖后和她肚子里的；

7、我留在這，就是為了跟你睡；

8、胡巴胡巴；

9、皮也不穿一件，難怪被人捉；

10、它從出生到現(xiàn)在都沒有喝過一滴奶……你看我干嘛啊；

11、男女授受不親，親了就要成親；

12、妖，不可容于人間；

13、我也是被逼的!我創(chuàng)業(yè)是被逼的!就業(yè)難啊，就業(yè)壓力大啊!現(xiàn)在哪個(gè)職業(yè)，不需要一個(gè)學(xué)歷?最少也得是個(gè)秀才吧。我，不識字；

14、現(xiàn)在什么情況，肯定很值錢。

15、哎呀媽呀，嚇我一

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