1.眾里尋她千百度，踏平腳下路。驀然回首細環顧，大嬸大娘無數。偶有美女光顧，還是有夫之婦，余下大多數，基本不堪入目。

2.咱們光棍有力量，嘿！咱們光棍有力量！每日每夜工作忙，嘿！每日每夜工作忙！

3.有時想想也他媽憤怒，你說憑啥大款就可以包養了Ｎ個情婦？難道只為著權利和財富，就可以不受道德的約束，并置我們光棍于不顧，搶占著資源無數？怪也怪女人們過于世故，對金錢和地位的趨之若鶩。只知道花園洋房和別墅，早把真情的概念顛覆。

4.每天都是情人節，有愛情的地方，就有戀人；每天都是光棍節，有男人的地方，就有光棍；每天都是感恩節，有恩人的地方，就有感恩；每天都是中秋節，有團圓的地方，就有中秋。每天都是母親節，有母親的地方，就有母愛；每天都是節日，每天都需要有愛。

5.默默來我這里吧，嫁給我，這樣我們兩個就都不是光棍了，都幸福了。唔唔，是個好辦法

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