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學校里的搞笑對聯

時間:2022-09-17 04:01:02   來源:文章閱讀網  作者:網絡整理  點擊數:27    

上聯:愛國愛家愛師妹;

下聯:防火防盜防師兄。

橫批:戀愛自由

上聯:男生,女生,窮書生,生生不息;

下聯:初戀,熱戀,婚外戀,戀戀不舍。

橫批:生無可戀

上聯:考初中考高中考大學,考考都愁;

下聯:抄語文抄數學抄英語,抄抄就過。

橫批:不信掛科

上聯:上課一排全睡打飯全不排隊魔獸通宵不累短信發(fā)到欠費

下聯:抽煙打牌全會啤酒十瓶不醉逃課成群結隊戀愛N次崩潰

橫批:自學成材

學校里的經典搞笑對聯

上聯:上網,打牌,談戀愛,虛度光陰四年;

下聯:考研,出國,找工作生活豬狗不如。

橫批:吃飽了撐的

上聯:昨日,今日,明日,日日難熬;

下聯:早餐,午餐,晚餐,餐餐難進。

橫批:大學生活

上聯:昨夜校園漫步,看見青蛙裝酷,嘔吐,嘔吐,只能拿頭撞樹;

下聯:昨晚球場擺酷,忽聞恐龍撞樹,恐怖,恐怖,可憐那棵小樹。

橫批:倩女幽魂

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