垃圾人定律:形容本身存在很多負(fù)面垃圾纏身,需要找個(gè)地方傾倒垃圾的人。
一朋友前天晚上在餐館吃飯,
漂亮女友被隔壁桌醉漢吹口哨,
他說(shuō)反正吃完了咱走吧。女友說(shuō)你怎么這么慫啊是不是男人,我朋友說(shuō)犯不上跟流氓較勁。
女友急,罵完我朋友又過(guò)去罵那群醉漢,結(jié)果醉漢圍上來(lái)開(kāi)打,我朋友被捅三刀,昨天在醫(yī)院搶救無(wú)效死了,臨死問(wèn)了女友一句話:我現(xiàn)在算男人了么?……
如果你的女朋友被醉漢吹口哨你會(huì)怎么做?
你聽(tīng)說(shuō)過(guò)"垃圾人定律"嗎?
一位朋友在正確的車(chē)道上行駛,突然間一輛黑色轎車(chē)從停車(chē)位開(kāi)出,正好擋在前面。 朋友立即踩 主站蜘蛛池模板: | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |